CHURCH BULLETIN BOO-BOO’s
Though we’ve managed a few in our own church bulletins, they don’t match these….
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Announcement in a church bulletin for a national Fasting and Prayer Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.”
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm – prayer and medication to follow.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group meets Thursday at 7:00 pm. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.